by syaffolee

Useless Calculation

So I was wondering how much time we spent in the bathroom all our lives. Well, assuming that on average, we’re in the bathroom 30 minutes each day and the average lifespan is 75 years…that’s over a year and a half spent in the bathroom.

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Another Note

Don’t you notice that when someone unhinged comes along (or if someone among your usually level-headed acquaintences becomes unhinged) it throws a monkey wrench into your entire routine?

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The Non-Expert: IKEA. I would totally play this (well, maybe play isn’t the right word, maybe laugh at) if it actually was made into an IF game.

Mouse Odometer. Cool toy, but to be honest, I wouldn’t want this on my computer in case someone looked over my shoulder and saw the numbers (which would be high). and (via Monkeyfilter) I find these things sort of creepy. I mean, the comments are fairly accurate (I looked up my high school and the university I did my undergrad at) but still…anyways, I also looked up my current college and the only professor listed that I recognized was the one I’m TA-ing for. Somebody had voted him as “hot” which I thought was a joke until it was pointed out to me that he bore an uncanny resemblance to one of those guys in the Yahoo! personal ads.