by syaffolee

Too Much

I don’t know if my nose is defective or what, but some people smell. I’m not talking about people who don’t bathe or who have just come back from a workout, I’m talking about something more insidious: the people (mainly women) who douse themselves with too much perfume or cologne. It’s definitely too much when I can smell you when you pass by me on the street. My first instinct is to move as far away from these people as possible–otherwise I would start, no so subtly, hacking and coughing like there’s no tomorrow.