by syaffolee

More Notes

*Young men driving huge souped-up black trucks and laughing at Asian girls carrying 70 lb boxes will not earn any admirers.

*A trendy woman with eyebrow piercings gave much clearer directions than a toothless old man who was clueless about a computerized cash register.

*The dirty-fingernailed, chain-smoking guy at the salvage yard had a lisp and a not-so-thinly-veiled contempt for college-educated young people.

*Staples never carries enough boxes.

*The UPS Store carries tons of boxes–including ones in weird sizes.

*Even if you are one of approximately fifty eight-year-olds crossing the street, beware of crazy, impatient motorcyclists without any hair.