*Young men driving huge souped-up black trucks and laughing at Asian girls carrying 70 lb boxes will not earn any admirers.
*A trendy woman with eyebrow piercings gave much clearer directions than a toothless old man who was clueless about a computerized cash register.
*The dirty-fingernailed, chain-smoking guy at the salvage yard had a lisp and a not-so-thinly-veiled contempt for college-educated young people.
*Staples never carries enough boxes.
*The UPS Store carries tons of boxes–including ones in weird sizes.
*Even if you are one of approximately fifty eight-year-olds crossing the street, beware of crazy, impatient motorcyclists without any hair.