Oh geez, why did I sign up for this again? Right, I thought it would be something new and interesting to do. Cow training is probably nothing like training a dog, cat, or parakeet. For one thing, these animals are huge and there’s nothing like a spooked bovine running straight at you to have you reconsider…well…many things. And even when they’re not scared, they do really stupid things that get them into trouble. An inconvenience to the attending humans? To say the least.