“So what do you want to do?”
“I want to be a manager. To manage people.”
This is why I detest managers. I never want to be managed. Especially micromanaged. I’m a free spirit, dammit!
A little later…
“I’m going to ship a car to Nashville!”
Wait up, buddy. It’s going to be expensive shipping a car from Idaho to Tennessee. How do I know? I’ve contemplated shipping a car from Tennessee to Idaho before I moved here. The gas prices were lower then and it was still cheaper to drive and stay in hotels than to have someone else carting my vehicle across the country. Besides, you get a road trip in the deal–a nice diversion in the midst of moving.