by syaffolee

Guy Geek vs Four-Year-Old Girl

(A Partially Overheard Conversation)

“Boys don’t have babies.”

“That’s correct. You’re well on your way to becoming a biologist.”

“Then how come your stomach’s so big?”

“That’s because I’m fat.”

“How come you’re fat?”

“I’m fat because I eat too much. I take in more calories than my body needs so [insert long-winded jargon laden explanation] which upsets my metabolic homeostasis.”

Pause. “That’s weird.”